Селфи в парковочной камере с эффектом рыбьего глаза

Make the entire image an ultra-photorealistic view from a factory-installed reversing camera, extending edge-to-edge without showing a car screen. This must read as the camera feed itself, never as a photograph, smartphone shot, DSLR image, or cinematic frame. Reference Image 1 is the ONLY source for my exact identity and appearance: retain my face, hairstyle, facial structure, skin tone, age, and body proportions perfectly. Set the encounter in an ordinary parking garage or parking lot. The surroundings include a concrete floor, parking markings, columns, parked vehicles, fluorescent lights, and the natural clutter of such a location. View everything from a camera positioned above the rear bumper, using a 170° ultra-wide fisheye lens. Its strong barrel distortion and viewpoint must reproduce an authentic backup camera. Place the uploaded person so close to this lens that their face and body acquire the pronounced distortion seen in real reversing-camera footage. The person has noticed the camera and is spontaneously playing with it in a Gen Z pose that feels candid, funny, and natural. As an example, they bend toward the lens with their upper body pitched forward, look straight into it, and adjust their hair with one hand resting on top of their head; one foot sits slightly farther forward, helping produce strong fisheye distortion. Embed genuine factory parking guidelines in green, yellow, and red directly in the feed, with distortion that realistically follows the fisheye view. Render the output with the limitations of a cheap OEM backup camera rather than polished photographic quality. Use low resolution and soft focus, weak detail, digital noise, JPEG artifacts, motion smear, chromatic aberration, color bleeding, crushed blacks, blown highlights, and low dynamic range. Inconsistent white balance, sensor imperfections, slight ghosting, scanline texture, and imperfect sharpening must also be present. Rely on natural overhead parking lighting and automatic exposure for documentary realism. Exclude any DSLR look, smartphone aesthetics, HDR, beauty filters, CGI, AI-art, studio lighting, or fashion photography. Do not include a dashboard, screen borders, reflections, watermark, or text. The result must be indistinguishable from a genuine low-quality backup-camera capture.